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good cause

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:07:02 GMT

I did charity event for the skin cancer. It was good cause, It was fun serving wine while I party hard on Evian. I was like "bring on, double shots of minerals!" As I was leaving, I was asked to meet this person in limo. Oooh! Limo!! Who the fuck am I? Am I 16yrs old going to prom? If I followed him, did I get to wear corsage, fruit punch puke stain on my dress? I think I will turn down all the offer to hook up because A)I hate flirty guys. B) I'm 87 years old with two grandsons. C) I feel weird to say "I have mormon husband who like to play with 2 wives and sheeps" just to creep them out. ( i really used it) D) I love pom. E.) I'm taken. I'm taken by this man who is beautiful. His name is Jesus Christ. Amen. I'm not stuck up though. But I just hate when MEN act up and think they can say anything. Now, I must go to burn my bra and grow hair. How crazy is that during the women's movement in the 70's, they felt enpowered by not shaving? I never hear a guy trying to get his right by wearing g-string and march around. Or didn't hear men burning protective cups on the street. Chicks.. man...

happy new year ..yawn

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:22:54 GMT

I forgot to say that. this means A)I’ve been partying so hard, I just woke up from overdose of every single things such as glue, gerber apple sauce, flaming hot cheetos(eat with caution. if you scratch your eyes after munching them, you can go blind. I dunno why but I have this vision in my head,fat bastards with off white fruit of the loom underwear multi-task by eating cheetos and scratching butt hole. I assume 42 % of hemroid was triggered by this interaction.) B) I adopted Chinese culture and decided to celebrate New year on non-New year day. I think Chinese are genius but I will mention ltr on Panda wears prada. C) bitch is back. answer is C. Me and mom are having fun. She gets on my nerve everyday because she’s spoiled but much respect on raising me. What you all did on New Years? I was by myself but I kinda liked it. I treated myself to spa at four season.It was cool so I can clear my head and think about this year ahead while swedish chick touches me naked. She just happened to be 50 years old. But if I choosed 20 years d-cup swedish twins, the price was gonna be doubled.

sad.... very sad...

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:07:14 GMT

I had a job & class on my b'day, My work gave me a shit for being late for 20min. I didn't get it. It's my b'day. I should have a right to drive over senior citizen with sticker on my bumper saying jesus & Barak Obama loves you. I started to feel a bit down and thought about my time management skill,I started to analyze why am I late, not knowing the time. concept of time, Immanuel Kant, Newton, etc. then that made me fuckin late for my evening class. But by the time I was through with my day, I felt fabulous 'cus my P and her boyfriend took me to eat. I wanted to have a prayer holding hands over teppan grill, almost burned our hands. I don't really know how people get sad on b'day. If you do, you are an idiot.That is right. You won over 500million sperm to get to the egg. You think American idol is hard? Well, kelly Clerkson ain't got nutthin on you. You have survived.You didn't even have Paula Abdul to cheer u up back then, you did it all your own. You are winner at the moment you were born.

But the saddest thing was Jessica Alba's pregnancy. That means no more bikini movie of her.The last person I wanna see on the cover of the women's world. I thought I survived 2007. The reason why I loved her so much was she would say how she hates to be sex symbol and kept on doing stripper role or spandex wearing hero. Amen.

sex ,truth and duct tape

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:58:09 GMT

Does american people really have sex at 14? I hear those stories. I don't want to talk about when I lost mine, too personal, but I was still keeping mine in college days. I don't know. I think I mentioned on my blog a while ago I prefer reading books over sex, sex is overrated.( well my attitude towards that got a bit better now.) But I think men has expectation for me to be very sexual just because I had website and playboy stuff, it doesn't make me sexual person. You know? it's like just because you are priest it doesn't stop you from molesting a..(I will take it back, wrong example.I will keep it PG13) Just because you own the candy shop, it doesn't make you love candy. Do you guys think not having boyfriend and didn't do anything for over years make someone desperate? What if that person was too afraid to be hurt? Of course that wasn't me cus my name is iceberg. That is right. I pimp all the whores in this town. You better recognize.

rainman

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:55:22 GMT

I saw Rainman. I think I watched a bit long time ago, but back then, my ADD, ADHD was heavy and I wanted to watch more educational stuff instead such as Pokemon. BTW, I found Jap porn called poke me man. Do you guys think me used to have website and doing Playboy stuff was porn? I don't know. I see Naomi or kate moss posing totally nude as a model but they are not called pornstar. right? It's thin line btwn, but I never open my legs or stick carrot or rice cake in it. So It was artistic. I had only gerbil up in my ass shot like Richard Gere.(oh, shit ADD is happening again.)back to the subject. anyways, I watched the movie and scary thing was I had a resemblance to him. a lot. Like I really used to go to the bookstore and hide all Salinger books so nobody touches it. I also count numbers(only when I'm having nervous break down though.) I, don't really like it when someone gets too close to me. Only thing I didn't have was the brother who looks like Tom Cruise.

and I was just going on and on and on, but I'm sad today, no reason. it's menopause. gotta go bitches.

You know you are old when

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:54:46 GMT

You watch "Ambush make over" on Regis and Kelly of random struggling family, You cry with joy.
When your ass is up early enough to watch Regis & kelly.
Your fav. tv show has lots of med. comercial about gas,digestion,Menopause problem.
You drink prune juice.
You don't remember what you ate for lunch.
You wear sweater with season theme.

Go ARRP!

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 17:57:03 GMT

Bible study

Me and peachies went to the bible study.We were running late because I was selling crack on street, pimpin hos and gambling right before. But I must say that was a great experience and I'm glad that I went. I sometimes I feel alone even when I'm with my friends or at the party( and I'm not trying to get some sympathy note from my fans telling me I love you. Although I do love when you all love me and now I realized that I'm contradicting myself and wonder if I say one thing then another. does that mean I have turrets syndrome? I mean I was just talking abouFUCKBarack Obama!! oh..it just came out from nowhere. I don't know what happePinkberry is a fucken Government Conspiracy. oh, I don't know what just happened there. let me get back on my experience on small group. I personally don't really like to talk about my faith,etc on website as I would rather keep it to myself than someone leave mean comments about it. I believe that I came to this world with purpose and I feel blessed to go through what I went through. without it, I would never find my god. I'm still searching and I'm searching my own way to be a better person everyday.(well I don't do it on wednesday because I'm jew.) I have many fraws.Probably not much physically as I'm all that and bag of chips.yes, I'm conceited basterd. But seriously, I really enjoy this small group and I want to keep on having faith in god. god bless my manager as I'm so blessed to meet you & her man, my mom,my cute bamboo baby,sis, dad, the waiter from texas,crazy dancing man on alley and YOU.

Did you know, good bye originated from god by you? well, sayonara motherfuckers.

my prince (artist formaly known as princess)

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:03:36 GMT

Lil Aiko used to dream that one day, my prince riding horse with white tights wearing crown will come save me from her ordinary life. In my fantasy,I was sleeping in my dress in pumpkin shoe on my head, flog on my shoulder while the seven dwarfs makes miso soup.(My ADD kicked in listening to the stories, I got it all mixed up.) But living in Tokyo where bullet train runs, I never managed find him. As time pass by, I forgot all about it. But I think one day, it will happen in different form,like his white horse ride might turn black and he might be wearing D& G jeans instead of white tights, not a crown but bling and gold teeth cus I became asian rapper who rock Gunit gear I got from chinatown. Chuch!

pregnancy

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:00:10 GMT

I think to have a baby is crazy. I preffer someone else carry my egg and deliver to me as if it comes from Pinkdot. No pain. I seriously don't think letting baby travel in the place where its so tiny is good idea.I don't usually even put a foot there when I have sex. but I have to put whole body? that's crazy. My mom told me having baby was most amazing experience. I'm sure it is to see arm hanging from your vigina. I must be in crazy in love with someone to do so. If I ever want to have a kids, I would have twelve. That means in case one fuck up,you have eleven to back up. Or I will adopt. because if that kids was fucked up I can say "that's not my kids. It's someone elses." I thought of all this because my mom was having trouble with my sister.

badcake Ive been ....... I don't know what have I been doing. same all. pillow fighting in pajama with illegal immigrants.

Danny sensei cho....I will come out. not in lance bass on the cover of people magazine way but just come out to ur show. I wanna do more show tho.

my beautiful people, good nite.

Gross!

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:05:16 GMT

These are the shit I think it's gross!

Cheese cake.
Who said it's ok to put cheese and cake together? Cheese supposed t be salty. It's almost like"let's make desert with mayonnaise." and made mayo pie. I hate the texture,everything.

Mashed potato
I believe this is baby food. as a mature person you don't want to eat something mashed like that. I think anyone who likes that shit has Peter Pan Syndrome. You must grow up. I eat hard french fries as responsible member of this society.

lemonade
I don't like anything sour. when life give you lemon, you should just throw away.

Red Delicious(apple)
I don't mind the taste, but I just don't like the way it's so conceited. Fuji is better. I can't stand the way of the naming. That's all.

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