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Name: Aiko
Country: United States
Interests: Politics,T&A, money, my fans, informarcial, democracy,nuts(almond,chestnuts only.) Reading fiction, Tennessee Williams.
Expertise: What the hell does this mean? let me see my dictionary... Oh, I'm a good cook, Although it doesn't mean I will cook for you, I don't even know you(Probably)I can cook bacon naked, I cal that a talent.
Industry: Building Material Supply
Message: message meEmail: email me
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AIM:  aikoaikotanaka
Member Since:
12/22/2004
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| I did charity event for the skin cancer. It was good cause, It was fun serving wine while I party hard on Evian. I was like "bring on, double shots of minerals!" As I was leaving, I was asked to meet this person in limo. Oooh! Limo!! Who the fuck am I? Am I 16yrs old going to prom? If I followed him, did I get to wear corsage, fruit punch puke stain on my dress? I think I will turn down all the offer to hook up because A)I hate flirty guys. B) I'm 87 years old with two grandsons. C) I feel weird to say "I have mormon husband who like to play with 2 wives and sheeps" just to creep them out. ( i really used it) D) I love pom. E.) I'm taken. I'm taken by this man who is beautiful. His name is Jesus Christ. Amen. I'm not stuck up though. But I just hate when MEN act up and think they can say anything. Now, I must go to burn my bra and grow hair. How crazy is that during the women's movement in the 70's, they felt enpowered by not shaving? I never hear a guy trying to get his right by wearing g-string and march around. Or didn't hear men burning protective cups on the street. Chicks.. man... | | |
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I forgot to say that. this means A)I’ve been partying so hard, I just woke up from overdose of every single things such as glue, gerber apple sauce, flaming hot cheetos(eat with caution. if you scratch your eyes after munching them, you can go blind. I dunno why but I have this vision in my head,fat bastards with off white fruit of the loom underwear multi-task by eating cheetos and scratching butt hole. I assume 42 % of hemroid was triggered by this interaction.) B) I adopted Chinese culture and decided to celebrate New year on non-New year day. I think Chinese are genius but I will mention ltr on Panda wears prada. C) bitch is back. answer is C. Me and mom are having fun. She gets on my nerve everyday because she’s spoiled but much respect on raising me. What you all did on New Years? I was by myself but I kinda liked it. I treated myself to spa at four season.It was cool so I can clear my head and think about this year ahead while swedish chick touches me naked. She just happened to be 50 years old. But if I choosed 20 years d-cup swedish twins, the price was gonna be doubled. | | |
| I had a job & class on my b'day, My work gave me a shit for being late for 20min. I didn't get it. It's my b'day. I should have a right to drive over senior citizen with sticker on my bumper saying jesus & Barak Obama loves you. I started to feel a bit down and thought about my time management skill,I started to analyze why am I late, not knowing the time. concept of time, Immanuel Kant, Newton, etc. then that made me fuckin late for my evening class. But by the time I was through with my day, I felt fabulous 'cus my P and her boyfriend took me to eat. I wanted to have a prayer holding hands over teppan grill, almost burned our hands. I don't really know how people get sad on b'day. If you do, you are an idiot.That is right. You won over 500million sperm to get to the egg. You think American idol is hard? Well, kelly Clerkson ain't got nutthin on you. You have survived.You didn't even have Paula Abdul to cheer u up back then, you did it all your own. You are winner at the moment you were born.
But the saddest thing was Jessica Alba's pregnancy. That means no more bikini movie of her.The last person I wanna see on the cover of the women's world. I thought I survived 2007. The reason why I loved her so much was she would say how she hates to be sex symbol and kept on doing stripper role or spandex wearing hero. Amen. | | |
| Does american people really have sex at 14? I hear those stories. I don't want to talk about when I lost mine, too personal, but I was still keeping mine in college days. I don't know. I think I mentioned on my blog a while ago I prefer reading books over sex, sex is overrated.( well my attitude towards that got a bit better now.) But I think men has expectation for me to be very sexual just because I had website and playboy stuff, it doesn't make me sexual person. You know? it's like just because you are priest it doesn't stop you from molesting a..(I will take it back, wrong example.I will keep it PG13) Just because you own the candy shop, it doesn't make you love candy. Do you guys think not having boyfriend and didn't do anything for over years make someone desperate? What if that person was too afraid to be hurt? Of course that wasn't me cus my name is iceberg. That is right. I pimp all the whores in this town. You better recognize. | | |
| I saw Rainman. I think I watched a bit long time ago, but back then, my ADD, ADHD was heavy and I wanted to watch more educational stuff instead such as Pokemon. BTW, I found Jap porn called poke me man. Do you guys think me used to have website and doing Playboy stuff was porn? I don't know. I see Naomi or kate moss posing totally nude as a model but they are not called pornstar. right? It's thin line btwn, but I never open my legs or stick carrot or rice cake in it. So It was artistic. I had only gerbil up in my ass shot like Richard Gere.(oh, shit ADD is happening again.)back to the subject. anyways, I watched the movie and scary thing was I had a resemblance to him. a lot. Like I really used to go to the bookstore and hide all Salinger books so nobody touches it. I also count numbers(only when I'm having nervous break down though.) I, don't really like it when someone gets too close to me. Only thing I didn't have was the brother who looks like Tom Cruise.
and I was just going on and on and on, but I'm sad today, no reason. it's menopause. gotta go bitches. | | |
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